BEING A HIPSTER'S COOL

This is a brilliant video that Dan sent me about those cool cats that try so hard to be alternative and non-conformist, but have actually become super mainstream. I have surely seen a lot of 'dickheads' around, I guess this particular breed originates from East London. Symptoms of dickhead-itis include:

• wanky fake 'nerd' glasses. You're not fooling anyone into thinking you're smart.
• Hitler youth hairstyle
• androgyny
• oversize 'David Bain' jumpers. Come on, really? This is sooo two years ago.
• toting a leather satchel and riding a fixie bike to uni
• claiming to be a graphic designer when you really work in a lame call centre
• wearing a fedora and blazer to class
• subscribing to any aspect of culture that's 'vintage' e.g. in fashion, photography, music...
• basically being so ridonculously self conscious (read: insecure?) that you can't ever catch yourself not looking cool.

Sufferers from dickhead-itis should intake a heavy dose of Jersey Shore immediately, listen to ZM full blast, and buy a Jay Jays witty pun T shirt to contradict 'cool' vibes. This should balance out douche-ness and alleviate the problem. If symptoms persist, change degree from design to accounting.